DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK!!

OKAY so I decided if NKOTB ( that's New Kids on the Block for all you male readers) can do it so can I!! Have ya'll seen that they have a new single out!! BAD idea boys, you had your time!
I know I have been absent for a unforgivable amount of time and I really have no excuse so let's get to blogging!!

I really am not kidding when I say I have been inspired to blog by the return of my second favorite boy band of the 90's! My favorite of course being MENUDO!! Can I get a grito from my latina's!! I have just lost all credibility for all things musical haven't I? I don't care I am not ashamed of my boy band love I was 11, and 11 year old girls are supposed to have posters of cute boys on their wall! Are they supposed to have 37 (that is the actual number I had, I know I exagerate for sake of story but I'm not this time!) whose really to say. But they are supposed to have t-shirts with their favorite boy in the band, they are supposed to have key chains, buttons and a VHS tape full of clips from every TV performance their boy band of choice appeared on!! Am I starting to sound like a mini-mexican stalker? I was NOTHING compared to some of the girls I knew! The girls who had a different shirt for everyday of the week, the sheets the sleeping bag! I had a friend, we will call her Shemily, who had a shoebox full of tapes on which she had recorded all of the "conversations" she had with the New Kids when she called the 1-900 number! And there was tell of a girl whose parents drove her to Boston on their family vacation and she stole grass from Donnie Wahlberg's yard! Which leads me to the point of this post! I have long had a theory that you can quite accurately define a girl by her boy band/teen tv show/ 80's early 90's teen dramedy crush. Below I have created a chart complete with personality and the corresponding boy bander/teen tv show/80's early 90's teen dramedy crushes!


Type of Girl: Sweet and innocent. You know the type stary eyed, romantic, do gooder. Most likely to bake a boy cookies.
See also squeeky clean!

Corresponding Boy : For the 30 and over crowd their boy bander is Joey McIntyre ( NKOTB) the sweeties loved his little chipmunk voice and big, baby blues. Teen TV
show-er Ricky Schroeder (Silver Spoons) even filthy rich he was still always polite, your teen dramedy-er Ducky ( Pretty in Pink) but let's be honest she would probably on only date him out of pity... she is just so sweet!!
For the younger gals your boy bander Howie Dorough (Backstreet Boys) I was never a BSB fan but isn't this the guy that donated an internal organ to a loved one or something along those lines? Your teen TV show-er Brandon Walsh ( the incomperable 90210) though Brandon had moments of bad boy he was always the good guy, your movie dramady-er = sadly no examples, where did you go Cameron Crowe!!

Type of Girl: Book worm, intellectual, artist. Writes poetry/draws from her window sill. Most likely to hide behind her hair in the cafeteria at lunch.

Corresponding Boy: 30 and over your boy bander is Jonathan Knight (NKOTB), shut-up yes Jontathan had fans too! Teen TV show-er Doogie Howser ( Doogie Howser MD) not only was he smart but quite moral which the book worms love that! Teen dramedy-er Lloyd Dobler ( Say Anything) yes Diana Court was the braniac "trapped in the body of a game show hostess" but he gave these girls the hope that maybe there was someone out there worthy of showing their poetry/drawings to!
For the younger gals your boy bander is Kevin Richardson ( BSB) he chose not to tour with the band on this lastest attempt at not being washouts, that shows smarts! TV teen show-er Dylan McKay I know, I know this is suprising but allow me to explain! Dylan was a brooding loner these girls related!! And if you remember he ended up being quite the scholar getting into CU just b/c he wrote a really good paper! That must have been a REALLY good paper!

Type of Girl: Wild and crazy! Most likely to get arrested! These are the girls that think it is flirting when a guy turns off all of the light in his apartment to hide from her.

Corresponding Boy: Donnie Wahlberg ( NKOTB) he was the one that always doing the pelvic thrusts on stage at their concerts, you know what means t-r-o-u-b-l-e! Teen TV show-er Jordan Catalano (My So-called Life) beautiful and bad!! Teen dramdey-er Bender ( Breakfast Club) long hair, sloppy clothes, cigarette burns on his arm... these girls eat a guy like that up!
For the younger gals: boy bander AJ McLean ( BSB) one word reason - rehab. Teen TV
show-er Steve Sanders (90210) the guy got his car stolen by hookers!

Type of Girl: Funny never takes anything seriously. Always having a good time! Most likely to fall down, snort or fart and laugh about it afterward.

Corresponding Boy: Danny Wood (NKOTB) because he was funny looking and the funny girls like that! Teen TV show-er the guys on SNL b/c humor knows no age. Teen dramedy-er there is 16 candles tie 1. Farmer Ted ( Sixteen Candles AKA Geek) he farted when he was trying to impress Samantha at the dance, 2. Long Duc Dong... need I say more?
For the younger gals: boy bander Chris Kirkpatrick ( N'Sync) the hair was funny! Teen TV show-er= Screech ( Saved by the Bell) annoying but always got the laugh. These girls don't care about looks they just want to be entertained!

Type of girl: Fruit fly, likes the boys pretty and realizes to late the boy likes his boys pretty too! Most likely to get the Grace Adler award

Corresponding Boy: Jordan Knight (NKOTB) what guy can really sing that high? Teen TV show-er AC Slater he had a mullet and could dance!! Teen dramady-er Blaine ( Pretty in Pink) popped collar, perfect skin, and pink shirt under white jacket, 80's or not that guy was on fire!
For the younger gals Lance Bass ( N'Sync) where you really surprised when he came out? Teen TV shower Ricky ( My So-Called Life) guy liner!

That completes our list, I hope you enjoyed it! The more I read back over this list the more I realize how useful it can be to my single guy friends ( both of them) when getting to know a girl I highly suggest referencing this list. I will go ahead and print it out and lamenate it for you so you can put it in your wallet to have handy for a night at the bars!!